Linux commands: The funny linux commands

http://frankmash.blogspot.com/2006/03/linux-commands-funny-linux-comman…
http://digg.com/linux_unix/Funny_but_real_linux_commands_and_results

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

( akion | 2007. 09. 19., sze – 14:43 )

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

Na, ezen hangosan felnevettem! :D

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( goodbyte v | 2007. 09. 19., sze – 15:12 )

LOL!!!
Köszönöm szépen, ez hiányzott a mai napomhoz :D