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április 1., átverések

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ide gyűjthetnénk a mai napon elkövetett "galádságokat" :)

én DNS bejegyzéseket csináltam.
iwiw.hu beirása után myvip.com és myvip helyett iwiw töltődik be nálunk.
több kollégista is jelezte, problémája akadt a fent említett oldalak felkeresésével, mivel "mindig a másik töltődik be!" :D /SJE, Révkomárom/

Mit talal ki Trey holnapra?

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Hi!

Arra varok otleteket, hogy mit talal ki Trey aprilis 1-jere, azaz holnapra az oldallal kapcsolatban.

Emlekezteto:
-Megszunik a HUP.
-Tenyleg megszunik a HUP.
-Most nem vicc, tenyleg megszunik a HUP.
-A HUPot megvette valaki.

By(t)e
TBS::Antiemes

Tech Support :))))

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Sziasztok! Az alábbit nemrég kaptam levélben, nevessetek Ti is ;))))

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Golfing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0... Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User...
____________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech. Support

solaris ingyen dvd

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Valamikor telen rendeltem egyet, el is felejtettem mar, de ma bent volt a postaladaban.
Utkozben meloba nyitottam ki a boritekot, benne normal dvd tok, belsejeben papir "getting started"
elso pont:
"to remove a dvd from this package:
hold the disc with thumb and forefinger. with the other hand, hold down one of the press buttons to release the dvd"

Azert szep lehet az az ember, aki solaris-szal akar jatszani, de nem tud kivenni egy lemezt egy dvd tokbol:-)))