Mosolygenerátor - Romantika VB után

Tegnap este egy csodálatos romantikus filmet néztünk az új barátnőmmel. Feküdtünk a kanapén, átadtuk magunkat az érzelmek sodrásának, amikor egyszer csak a film kellős közepén a párom odafordult hozzám és így szólt:
- Te vagy a legidegesítőbb, legelviselhetetlenebb bunkó, akit a Föld valaha a hátán hordott!"
Bevallom ez annyira váratlanul ért, hogy kiesett a kezemből a vuvuzela...

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by search-and-find-man

( wowbagger v | 2010. 07. 24., szo – 13:43 )

ezt láttam már a napokban valahol... :o
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( Nyosigomboc v | 2010. 07. 24., szo – 18:37 )

I'm absolutely devastated - my wife has left me because she thinks I am more interested in football rather than her - we have been together for 12 seasons.

tottenham hotspur have banned the vuvuzela in favour of the jewjewzela
its the same as the vuvuzela but with the tip cut off.

My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches.
She's used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a fucking roundabout.

My mate asked me if I saw the England goal.
Unfortunately I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match.

Apparently, Nigerian midfielder Sani Kaita has had over 1,000 emails threatening him with his death after getting sent off in the World Cup match a few days ago.
He has replied to every one personally, sympathising with their pain and asking for bank details to enable him to repay them for his stupidity.

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