FUN: Command Line Life Partner Wanted

Craiglist offers an interesting approach to finding a life partner , summmary: "There is a sad truth to the world today. I am part of a dying breed of people known as "shell users." ... Because there are fewer and fewer of us, I must help keep our lineage alive. I am looking for someone to help me do this. I need a woman (obviously) who is willing to raise a child with me in the method of Unix.
http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/01/21/1540229&from=rss
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/485967082.html