FUN: Bill Gates for President

Scott Adams Suggests Bill Gates For President

nehany kiragadott poen:
Well, this way the President will announce for "America NG" a brand new country for the next generation, designed from scratch, better, more powerful, for a better western expericence.
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I can see it now....

"Your country has performed an illegal operation."
Oh, wait............ it already has. Nevermind.
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Cannot find file "WMD.IRAQ", System Halted.
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As if US politics hadn't enough *Gates in history.

But a Iraq SP2 might be useful anyway.
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A whole new range of political terms and language.

My Oval Office
My Little Puppy British Prime Minister
My Electronic Voting Machine - press the button, the screen changes, but nothing else does.
UN.dll has caused a fatal error.
Foreign Country Explorer - where do you want to invade today?
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I can see this happening.
- Finland added to list of rogue states.
- Bin laden looses first place to Torvalds
- US army invades China in the War Against Piracy.
- European parliament get accidentaly carpet bombed. Suriving senator drops MS fines.
- Microsoft tax becomes official and mandatory for everyone.
- Making MS jokes becomes capital crime. Death sentence reintroduced in all states.
- Gate-ology becomes state religion. Defines witches as people who use different OS.
- enviromentalists complain on enviromental effects of witch burnings.
- Enviromentalists proven to be very flameble.
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In Soviet Redmond, your new borg overlords...ah, to hell with...oh, wait, they're aethist...
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