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ADVANCED DESIGN
The advertising agency doesn't understand it

ALL NEW
Parts not interchangeable with previous design

ALL SOLID-STATE
Heavy as Hell!

A MAINFRAME
The biggest PC peripheral available.

BREAKTHROUGH
We finally figured out a way to sell it

BROADCAST QUALITY
Gives a picture and produces noise

BUILT TO PRECISION TOLERANCES
We finally got it to fit together

COMPUTER
A device designed to speed and automate errors.

CUSTOMER SERVICE ACROSS THE COUNTRY
You can return it from most airports

DESIGNED SIMPLICITY
Manufacturer's cost cut to the bone

DIRECT SALES ONLY
Factory had big argument with distributor

DISTINCTIVE
A different shape and color than the others

ETHERNET (N)
something used to catch the ether bunny

EXCLUSIVE
Imported product

FIELD-TESTED
Manufacturer lacks test equipment

FOOLPROOF OPERATION
No provision for adjustments

FUTURISTIC
No other reason why it looks the way it does

HAND-CRAFTED
Assembly machines operated without gloves on

HIGH ACCURACY
Unit on which all parts fit

HIGH RELIABILITY
We made it work long enough to ship it

IT'S HERE AT LAST!
Rush job; Nobody knew it was coming

LATEST AEROSPACE TECHNOLOGY
One of our tech was laid off by Boeing

MAINTENANCE-FREE
Impossible to fix

MEETS ALL STANDARDS
Ours, not yours

MICROPROCESSOR CONTROLLED
Does things we can't explain

MIL-SPEC COMPONENTS
We got a good deal at a government auction

NEW
Different color from previous design

NEW GENERATION
Old design failed, ma y be this one will work

PERFORMANCE PROVEN
Will operate through the warranty period

PROGRAMMER
A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

RE-DESIGNED
Previous faults corrected, we hope...

REVOLUTIONARY
It's different from our competitors

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
Manufacturer's, upon cashing your check

SMPTE BUS COMPATIBLE
When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound

UNMATCHED
Almost as good as the competition

UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE
Nothing we ever had before worked THIS way

UPGRADE
Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
We finally got one that works

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