[FUN]Don't-féle mesterséges intelligencia

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>

int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
        int i;

        printf("Ok, I won't");
        for(i=1; argv[i]; i++) {
                if(!strcmp(argv[i], "me")) {
                        printf(" you");
                } else if(!strcmp(argv[i], "you")) {
                        printf(" me");
                } else if(!strcmp(argv[i], "my")) {
                        printf(" your");
                } else if(!strcmp(argv[i], "your")) {
                        printf(" my");
                } else printf(" %s", argv[i]);
        }

        printf("\n");

        return 0;
}

Példák:

$ dont eat my food
Ok, I won't eat your food

$ dont forget to write me
Ok, I won't forget to write you

$ dont watch porn
Fuck you!

:-D