The Church of Google

We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.

We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.

We have compiled a list of nine proofs which definitively prove Google is the closest thing to a "god" human beings have ever directly experienced.
Proof Google Is God:
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

( anr | 2013. 10. 01., k – 21:16 )

ez a kedvenc ervem:)

PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant.

There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.
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meg ez :

Our Google, which art on servers,
Hallowed be thy page;
Thy domain come,
Thy search be done,
On Chrome as it is in the cloud.
Give us this day our daily lolcats
And forgive our trolling,
As we forgive those who troll against us;
And lead us not into spam,
But deliver us from malware. RAMen.

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Live free, or I f'ing kill you.

( SzBlackY | 2013. 10. 02., sze – 08:21 )

Nem tudom eldönteni, hogy ezt viccnek szánják, vagy komolyan is gondolják. Ha utóbbi, akkor mostantól hivatalosan is aggódom az emberiség jövőjéért.

BlackY