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#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h”
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main(){
while(!CRASHED){
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation){
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
TotallyScrewUpHPFS_fileSystem();
SearchAndDestroyTheRestOfOS/2();
MakeFutileAttemptToDamageLinux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
disable_Corel_Office();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed){
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache()) disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu()){
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt)
else system_memory =
open("a:swp0001.swp", > O_CREATE);
while(something){
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}