"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. "
Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (Good Omens)
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."
Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
Terry Pratchett (Diggers)
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."
Terry Pratchett
"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."
Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (Good Omens)