~ # cpuspeedy 1.8 GHz; bash vpenis
cpuspeedy: CPU speed is now 1.80 GHz (100%)
55.5cm
~ # cpuspeedy 600 MHz; bash vpenis
cpuspeedy: CPU speed is now 600 Mhz (33%)
51.5cm
~ # ssh c bash vpenis
182.5cm
~ # ssh g bash vpenis
292.0cm
~ # ssh p bash vpenis
359.8cm
gigalol