if (there_is_accounting_for_tastes) {
if (flame_war_wanted) {
start_an_if_else_topic();
if (gigantic_war_needed) {
build_yet_another_method();
reason_why_all_else_fails();
}
} else {
break_a_bottle_of_wine();
}
} else {
do_whatever_you_want();
}